If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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