And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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