a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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