i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
