the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
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There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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