The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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