You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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