I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
