You work out of a Hotel?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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