In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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