im gay
i know
yea but for you.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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