I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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