your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
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lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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