We won't sleep together?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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