he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
the liver wants what the liver wants
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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