she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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