hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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