Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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