After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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