you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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