that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I have fence marks all over my body
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