i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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