I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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