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• (281): View more from Texas

  ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)

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  Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR

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• (805): View more from California

  I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy

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