i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
We are two peas in an std pod
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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