Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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