you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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