You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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