I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I am available for nakedness
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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