accomplished twins. life is a go
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I have already put on my inside pants.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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