I wish i was in the wii world.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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