And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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