i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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