Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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