my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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