whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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