If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
tell me about the eggs
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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