is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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