Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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