I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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