the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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