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Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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