i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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