I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
A+ Viking dick
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
