Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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