HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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