oh god the rape fog is back!
Best friends brother. Beat that.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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