i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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