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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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