using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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