oh god the rape fog is back!
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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