Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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