Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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