But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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