"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
The cops high fived after they tackled you
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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