I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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