i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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