So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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