i was rollin on her like bob the builder
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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