I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
